NEW TREND IN ‘FB’ TOWN

‘I don't regret my past..I jz regret d tym wasted wid wrong person….neva gonna delete u or block u. I am keeping u there so u’ll be able to see how happy I am without u…nd don't make so many promises wen u can’t even keep one.’

Someday, somewhere, someone told me, ‘a whiff of coffee can really wake you up!’ But that day aforesaid wall post really woke me and thanks to that post, I got my first blog.

 

I always quote, ‘a human mind can never understand a human heart’ and it’s so proved now. What your heart says your mind will always contradict and yea…vice-versa. There was a time when vengeance, anger after a break-up meant no strings attached i.e. no call, no message and even no common friends. It’s not a scuttlebutt, saw my friends actually do that. And yes….the best witted-revenge was to delete and block the “ex” from FB account. As if the ‘ex’ is really concerned about them. But now, an all new vengeance trick has taken its place.

So, ladies and gentlemen, here I now introduce you to the all new trend gaining its power like a fire in jungle:

                              “LEAVE BUT NEVER DELETE”

Punjabi me bolein to…

                       ‘tennu chhadna ae par teri jaan ni chhadni’

With the new season of break-ups and link-ups in town and having maximum of friends committed, I am really, by god ki kasam getting those over-emotional, extremely regretting and depressed status updates on my wall. One thing I’m truly, full-heartedly trying to understand is that why the hell anyone and everyone wants to be committed now and then.

Theek hai…ho gye committed…then live your life with your bf-gf naa…why you no stop bothering others with your lovey-dovey relationship. After all this lovey-dovey moments the MOMENT OF TRUTH arises. And the old filmy dialogue goes…It’s over! You understand that..it’s over!

Now, dear readers, now…this is the phase You and I are indirectly, unwillingly dragged in this crap of cry. Status updates, photo uploads, linking and commenting becomes common (sometimes our timeline becomes the land of war for these cry babies). They update status (directly or indirectly targeting their past) uploads photos (never forgetting to tag their ‘ex’ in each one of it) and cover photos, a new weapon for this cold war.

These heartbroken, revengeful beings will go to any extent to make sure they are showcasing ‘a perfect, happy life phase’ to their ‘ex’. OH GOD !!

Alas, this irritating, irrationally pathetic behavior of my friends (whom I really love, sachhi...!) left me no choice but to give a reality check to these cry-babies.

HARD-TRUTH FOR DUDES & DUDETTES OF FB TOWN

Well, maybe I'm being sarcastic but darling if you had a break-up, you sat he/she is outta your life. Then, why the hell are you still talking and commenting about them on FB.

‘I’m gonna keep you in my friends list so that you can see how happy I am without you’, you quote. Honeybunch, get your facts straight and clear, no one in this goddamn virtual world is concerned about what you doing, what you eat, whom you are with. Your ‘ex’, especially.

You say you don't want ‘ex’ then why on this earth you are so concerned about what your ‘ex’ comprehends about ‘you’. Perhaps ‘ex’ found a new love and don't give a damn about your life, your love and yes….YOU!! L

Sugarplum, spending your leisure time strategizing how to articulate your ‘ex’, if that‘s your fav-game, you are truly preoccupied with past. Get over it ! spend  time with your friends, family, indulge yourself with some habit of yours, and if nothing from aforesaid suits you…then, darling…hold your horses…find your NEW LOVE. But don’t have a chip on your shoulder (don't be upset for something that happened in past).

                                       MOVE ON…!!! J